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Accordion score available through Wirripang Publishing:
www.australiancomposers.com.au/collections/composers-and-authors/sofia-chapman

Candida is a midwife who has lost her job due to global infertility. She takes up the accordion (which is great as prior to that she’d only had surgical instruments in her life), but also has a theory that coffee can solve the problem of infertility by making sperm more hyperactive. Coffee has just been banned as Candida’s theory went viral and people were overdosing on it, but won’t you sign Candida’s petition to lift the ban?

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Candida: Well now I really used to be a terrific midwife,
but no-one's giving birth, what do I do with my life?
I met this chick named Vita, she said ‘Give this a squeeze’
and with a bit of coaching I can play it with ease!
now sign the coffee petition-
You can lose your inhibitions
Send your sperm on a mission
before you make an appointment with your obstetrician,
Sign the coffee petition!
How will you cope with those late night feeds?
What other drink can satisfy your needs?
Sign the coffee petition. Sign it!

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from The Four Accordionists of the Apocalypse, released April 30, 2020
Composed and performed by Sofia Chapman. Recorded by Kirri Büchler and Sofia Chapman, edited by Sofia Chapman.

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Sofia Chapman Melbourne, Australia

Sofia Chapman completed a Bachelor of Arts (Hons) in Modern Languages at the University of Tasmania and was an award-winning pianist before running away with the piano accordion to play on a theatre barge on the Rhône, Avignon, France. Sofia returned to Australia to study playwriting and is now a professional accordionist with the band Vardos. ... more

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